EXCLUSIVE REPORT!

Obama/ACORN Approved
Electronic Ballots Revealed

Action America has acquired advance copies of two secret Obama administration electronic ballots, developed in association with and approved by ACORN. Our sources tell us that the Obama White House plans on issuing an Executive Order when Congress is out of session, requiring that these ballots be placed in areas where Democrat voting strength is marginal or anywhere that voter intelligence is far below average.

We, at Action America, believe these ballots to be at least as authentic as the certificate of live birth, provided by the White House, as evidence of Obama's natural citizenship in the USA. We therefore present for your enlightenment, the "Obama/ACORN Approved Guided Ballot". After voting, be sure and check out the "Obama/ACORN Approved Simplified Ballot".

Note: For this sample ballot, the names of each party's most likely nominee has been used. The names on this ballot will be changed to reflect the actual nominee, if another candidate wins a nomination. Since past evidence reveals limited voter intellegence in Palm Beach County, Florida, this sample ballot is the ballot for that locale.